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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 05:11

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??